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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways

 Christina of Sweden quotes (Swedish Queen of Sweden (1632-54), 1626-1689)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNuns fret not at their convent's narrow room;

And hermits are contented with their cells.

 William Wordsworth quotes (Major English Romantic Poet. 1770-1850)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].

Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...

Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.

Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?

Lady: Breast.

Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?

Lady: I'm a nun.

Samantha: You have none.

Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.

Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...

Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.

Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?

Lady: No.

Samantha: Never had sex?

Lady: No.

Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.

Lady: Go right ahead.

Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?

Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.

Samantha: Happy to help.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteINFIDEL, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. (See GIAOUR.) A kind of scoundrel imperfectly reverent of, and niggardly contributory to, divines, ecclesiastics, popes, parsons, canons, monks, mollahs, voodoos, presbyters, hierophants, prelates, obeah-men, abbes, nuns, missionaries, exhorters, deacons, friars, hadjis, high-priests, muezzins, brahmins, medicine-men, confessors, eminences, elders, primates, prebendaries, pilgrims, prophets, imaums, beneficiaries, clerks, vicars-choral, archbishops, bishops, abbots, priors, preachers, padres, abbotesses, caloyers, palmers, curates, patriarchs, bonezs, santons, beadsmen, canonesses, residentiaries, diocesans, deans, subdeans, rural deans, abdals, charm-sellers, archdeacons, hierarchs, class-leaders, incumbents, capitulars, sheiks, talapoins, postulants, scribes, gooroos, precentors, beadles, fakeers, sextons, reverences, revivalists, cenobites, perpetual curates, chaplains, mudjoes, readers, novices, vicars, pastors, rabbis, ulemas, lamas, sacristans, vergers, dervises, lectors, church wardens, cardinals, prioresses, suffragans, acolytes, rectors, cures, sophis, mutifs and pumpums.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe holy time is quiet as a nun

Breathless with adoration.

 William Wordsworth quotes (Major English Romantic Poet. 1770-1850)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

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