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“Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.”

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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.”
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“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes quotes (Fictional characters from the comic series created by Bill Watterson.)
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“Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.”
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“If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.”
William Lyon Phelps quotes (American Educator, Journalist and Professor, 1865-1943)
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“Everyone is nice till the cow gets into the garden”
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“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson quotes (American Writer, b.1946)
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“Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"”
Fran Lebowitz quotes (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
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“Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free”
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