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American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My mother buried three husbands and two of them were only napping.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Now that we've got the East-West All-Star game here, don't you think there's the possibility that someday we'll have our own team?”

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