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American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other."”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”

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