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American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was”

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