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“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.”
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“The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.”
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“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
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“What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?”
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“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
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“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. . . . That can keep me awake for days..”
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“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
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“I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.”
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“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.”
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“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.”
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“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”
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