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“The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)

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“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”
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“Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again.”
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“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.”
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“W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole',' he explained.”
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“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson quotes (American Journalist and Author, 1937-2005)
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“Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish”

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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol”

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“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
George Bernard Shaw quotes (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)
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“I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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