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“The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.”
P. J. O'Rourke quotes (American political commentator,Journalist, Writer and Humorist, b.1947)

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“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”
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“Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.”
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“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
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“America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.”
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“The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?”
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“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
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“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”
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“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”
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“After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.”
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“Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.”
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