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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSkiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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