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“The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?”
Billy Connolly quotes (Scottish Actor, b.1942)

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“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal quotes (American actor, comedian, director, writer, producer, b.1947)
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“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
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“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer”
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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
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“It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married”
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“Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex”
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“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
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