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“Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.”
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“Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.”
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“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
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“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”
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“We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.”
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“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
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“The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.”
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“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”
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“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
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“A fanatic is always the fellow on the opposite side.”
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“Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.”
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