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“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)

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“I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”

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“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”

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“My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.”
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“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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