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“Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.”
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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
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“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear”
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“A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn”
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“If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up”
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“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
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“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.”
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“Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot!”
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