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“In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abscess.”
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“I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.”
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“Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.”
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“Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.”
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“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
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“Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.”
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“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
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“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."”
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“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
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“Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud”
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