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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
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“Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not”
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“The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own”
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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
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“Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.”
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“College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?”
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“My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can”
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“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer”
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“One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.”
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“Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read”
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“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
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