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“If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam”
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“Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred”

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“Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers”
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“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
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