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“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
Johnny Carson quotes (American TV Host, 1925-2005)

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“People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I am certain that I am fonder of myself than anyone can be of another person.”
George Bernard Shaw quotes (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)
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“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
santiz Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
Erica Jong quotes (American writer and feminist, 1942)
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