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“I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two.”
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“Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?”
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
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“Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
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“(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”

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“Politics is just show business for ugly people”
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“I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy -- make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls."”
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“I think we agree, the past is over.”
Jenny0103 George W. Bush quotes (American 43rd US President since 2001. b.1946)
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“I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”
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