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“I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.”
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“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
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“All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime”
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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“Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody”
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“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
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“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen”
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“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
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“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
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“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
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