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“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
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“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”
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“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

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“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior”
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“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
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“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”
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“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”
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“Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other."”
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“When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it's pretty certain that she has his”
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