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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteBabies are such a nice way to start people

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA baby is an inestimable blessing and bother

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA mother understands what a child does not say.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhere do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteChildren are the anchors that hold a mother to life

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

 Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)

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