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“I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.”
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“The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.”
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“What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?”
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“I¹m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: "Hey I know you! You're That Guy."”
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“There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.”
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“The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?”
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“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
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“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
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“I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.”
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“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”
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“It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.”
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