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“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
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“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
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“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
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“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
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“Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly”
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“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money”
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“The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.”
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“My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.”
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“Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?''”
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“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”
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