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American TV Host, 1925-2005
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“People will pay more to be entertained than educated.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“guess what they want for a new four-door Chevy?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Love, American Style.”

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