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1925
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2005
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“We're more effective than birth control pills.”
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“When turkeys mate they think of swans.”
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“Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"”
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“People will pay more to be entertained than educated.”
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“I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.”
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“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”
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“Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.”
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“guess what they want for a new four-door Chevy?”
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“[Letterman recalled how Carson was asked once by a] Tonight ... I started out in a gaseous state and then I cooled.”
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“Love, American Style.”
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