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American TV Host, 1925-2005
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“He's so fat, he can be his own running mate”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To this day I can't get aroused until I see a pair of rubber dice hanging from the mirror”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style”

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