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1925
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2005
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“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.”
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“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
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“If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
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“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”
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“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
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“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money”
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“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”
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“He's so fat, he can be his own running mate”
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“To this day I can't get aroused until I see a pair of rubber dice hanging from the mirror”
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“We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style”
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