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Jerry Seinfeld quotes

American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954

Jerry Seinfeld quotes

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“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.”
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“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”
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“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to”
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“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
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“My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.”
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“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
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“Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.”
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“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
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“I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.”
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“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.”
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